my uterus is going to be the end of me.

and i don’t care how many times i post this gif in relation to my monthly suffering… it will always be 110% accurate. 

behind-the-arm tattoo pain > Brazilian pain.

who’da thunk.

I laugh when I see tiny little rib tattoos and the person says how painful it was…

I have a football sized one and it tickled the whole time.
wimps.

my back is fucking killing me.

I hurt so much right now. it isn’t even funny. :(
I knew I shouldn’t be doing sit-ups with deteriorating disks… but hey, what do I know?!
I don’t even think I’ll be able to sleep tonight. :’/

I just woke up with the most excruciatingly painful cramp in my calf.

I couldn’t even move my foot unless I stepped down on it. it was so painful. WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN AT SUCH AN UNGODLY HOUR?!!

how lovely is it that i get to experience two weeks of shark week?

too bad the second week is not on Discovery Channel.

I survived a Brazilian wax.

like a boss.

i need this in my life.
a.s.a.fucking.p.

i need this in my life.

a.s.a.fucking.p.

story of my life.

story of my life.