http://learntodrownbeforeyoulearntoswim.tumblr.com/

cutest baby ever.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:24:27 -0400

cutest baby ever.

kelleeeee: caragh: animatedtext: shout out to all the people who can accurately explain what...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:56:54 -0400

caragh:

animatedtext:

shout out to all the people who can accurately explain what tumblr is in a sentence because my boss asked me today and i almost stress cried

Me at every family event since I got this job.

Try having to explain Tumblr as the way you and your boyfriend met.

^^^^^^SERIOUSLY.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:39:44 -0400

well… there’s that. #insta365 #169 #iphone #mommy

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:05:32 -0400

well… there’s that. #insta365 #169 #iphone #mommy

"Sweetheart I’ve been frightfully busy but you know I have thought of you every minute"

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:41:48 -0400

“Sweetheart I’ve been frightfully busy but you know I have thought of you every minute”

- Scott Fitzgerald to Zelda Fitzgerald, March 1919 (via ratsoff)

iateglitterforbreakfast: buttonpoetry: Chelsea Coreen -...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:40:30 -0400

iateglitterforbreakfast:

buttonpoetry:

Chelsea Coreen - “Fart”

“But how @%^# up are our standards of beauty, or gender constructs… that we make little girls hold in their farts until no one is around to smell them”

“When I used to visit my grandmother in the hospital she would make me apply her red lipstick for her - she said she couldn’t be seen without it.”

Chelsea Coreen, of SUNY Oneonta, performing during Semi-FInals at the 2013 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational.

we know how to party. #redsolocup #bendystraw #sweatpants...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:15:08 -0400

we know how to party. #redsolocup #bendystraw #sweatpants #lazymonday #insta365 #168

aiwa-sensei: thatpointlessidiot: krudman: I thought to myself...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:06:00 -0400

aiwa-sensei:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Now it’s getting beyond ridiculous. If you planned to buy Xbox ONE, please don’t for the sake of future gaming.

I’m not a gamer, but this is some shit. fuck Microsoft.

lulz-time: galicseas: IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:08:29 -0400

lulz-time:

galicseas:

IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE

prose and khans→: I’m not a bridezilla but here is a list of things that aren’t allowed...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:32:59 -0400

prose and khans→: I’m not a bridezilla but here is a list of things that aren’t allowed...:

proseandkhans:

I’m not a bridezilla but here is a list of things that aren’t allowed at my wedding because THEY’RE STUPID and I’M TIRED OF THEM go aWAy already

mason jars (omg so hipster rustic~* STOP)

roses (roses are dumb they’re always dumb)

bare feet (shoes are awesome why WHY no)

chuck taylors (oh are…

are-you-a-shelter: Summertime #pool #summer #jump (Taken with...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:29:24 -0400

are-you-a-shelter:

Summertime #pool #summer #jump (Taken with GifBoom)

hope everyone bought their tickets. #insta365 #167 #gunshow...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:41:54 -0400

hope everyone bought their tickets. #insta365 #167 #gunshow #tattoos #beard #boyfriend #timetoswim

gu-avajuice: gnostic-forest: charlottegreen: i’m so in love...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:24:24 -0400

gu-avajuice:

gnostic-forest:

charlottegreen:

i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface.

This is extraordinary

omg amazing

sign at the local pizzeria. #insta365 #166 #pizza #pizza4eva...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 22:26:34 -0400

sign at the local pizzeria. #insta365 #166 #pizza #pizza4eva #cellphone #rude (at Napoli Pizza)

femfirebender: ((Why doesn’t this have more notes? The looks of...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:33:30 -0400

femfirebender:

((Why doesn’t this have more notes? The looks of all the different cultures is so beautiful.

proseandkhans: inhuman-lumberjack: Me and Tina at every...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:32:05 -0400

proseandkhans:

inhuman-lumberjack:

Me and Tina at every party.

It’s true.

today can choke on a bag of dicks.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:40:35 -0400

today can choke on a bag of dicks.

glintglimmergleam: what it basically boils down to is this: maaaybe i’m a feminist killjoy and...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:56:13 -0400

glintglimmergleam:

what it basically boils down to is this:

maaaybe i’m a feminist killjoy and freedom-of-speech oppressor who “can’t take a joke”

or maybe, just maybe

you’re a racist misogynist with a shitty sense of humor who “can’t take criticism”.

jc-skankk: hollowgrin: sqrt-1: awesomephilia: (via) F U C...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:35:50 -0400

jc-skankk:

hollowgrin:

sqrt-1:

awesomephilia:

(via)

F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

Oh, those witty asians.

I have this kind of dreams too, sometimes I get scared when it happens .. but sometimes it is cool

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:39:10 -0400

I just wish I knew what it was, you know? it’s not a typical thing… agh!